In a supermarket where hermetically sealed packets of jellyfish can be found on the shelf, nestled between Plain Salted Lays and seaweed flavoured Tuc’s, finding a snack that is to your taste might be a challenge.
You might reach for a tube of chips, and land up with a bag of dried fish snacks (you’d be an idiot though, and a smelly one at that).
Avoid these as a pre-dinner snack on a first date.
Or you might innocently peruse the shelves for a dried fruit snack, and come across spicy duck tongues.
Spicy duck tongues. Spotted mere inches from a few plain dates.
Or fancy tucking into some sweet, corn flavoured bologny? No refrigeration required – these babies will last on the shelf forever.
The only thing in this picture that makes sense is the suggestion to run.
Or maybe some nice spicy bean curd string.
Don’t believe that lip licking liar!
And my personal favourite; those baby-hand-resembling nibbles that everyone in China Read the rest of this entry